A How To.. on taking out the trash

Now, taking out the trash is similar to laundry.
There are steps to this process, the simple act of walking the trash can to the end of the driveway does NOT mean that one has completed the task.
This is for children, spouses, or anyone who needs the steps clearly laid out so that when they say "I took out the trash" they will have earned the right to speak these honorable words and still fully completed the task.
Now, when the trash needs to go out. You have to go around the house and collect the trash from the bathrooms, bedrooms, counter tops, and anywhere else trash may reside.
Then you place the trash in a large bag which then goes out to the large trash can outside.
Now, the trash must be taken the the end of the driveway or where ever the trash is picked up, if not picked up then taken to the dump or whatever spot that the trash must go.
If the trash is made to wait for pick up, please secure properly so that birds, bugs, or any other scavenging animal don't try and take it!
Now, you have not completed the trash duty yet. You must then return the empty trash can back up to the house, garage, back door, or where ever it is that the trash can belongs.
And yes, just like laundry it never ends and requires being done over and over and over again...
Happy Trash Day Everyone!